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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

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May 22, 2025
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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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Libertarian Shocked by 27th Straight Election Loss After Spending Entire Campaign Giving Speeches to Other Libertarians

SPRINGFIELD, IL — Gerald Whitmore, 68, a buttoned-up libertarian fixture who has been running for…

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