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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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May 22, 2025

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Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

ARLINGTON, VA — During what was meant to be a casual after-work happy hour, defense…

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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”

Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

Local Tankie Sues for Defamation Using Legal System They Publicly Denounce as Bourgeois Tool of Oppression

Religion

Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

Woman Threatens to Ruin Her Own Life Until Living Wage Guaranteed to All Workers

Thomas Massie Suggests Returning to Spending Levels From Just Five Minutes Ago; Republicans Denounce Him as Lunatic Extremist

Libertarian Comes in 8th in 3-Way Race; Mathematicians Puzzled but Say the Numbers Check Out

Astronomers Spot Three Gray Pixels a Million Light-Years Away, Confidently Declare It’s Dust From a Failed Star With Complex Feelings About Gender

Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring

New Strategy Proposed: Libertarians Urged to Maybe Not Put Biggest Weirdos Front and Center; Roundly Rejected, Immediately Booed

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