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CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

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Libertarian Chapter Celebrates Another Month of Uncompromised Purity After Rejecting All Newcomers

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The local Libertarian Party affiliate is celebrating yet another month of perfect…

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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”

Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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Libertarian Chapter Celebrates Another Month of Uncompromised Purity After Rejecting All Newcomers

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Libertarian Comes in 8th in 3-Way Race; Mathematicians Puzzled but Say the Numbers Check Out

Local Libertarian Announces Bold Plan to “Outreach to the Urban Community” While Pulling Pants Up to Just Below Nipples

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Post-Libertarian Claims He’s Evolved Beyond Left vs. Right, Now Just Angry at Everyone Equally

Thomas Massie Suggests Returning to Spending Levels From Just Five Minutes Ago; Republicans Denounce Him as Lunatic Extremist

Woman Threatens to Ruin Her Own Life Until Living Wage Guaranteed to All Workers

College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month

New Strategy Proposed: Libertarians Urged to Maybe Not Put Biggest Weirdos Front and Center; Roundly Rejected, Immediately Booed

Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

Broke Marxist Threatens to Stop Paying Rent “Until Palestine Is Free”