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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Pragmatic Libertarian Shocked to Learn He’s Just as Annoying in Government as Out of It

Post-Libertarian Claims He’s Evolved Beyond Left vs. Right, Now Just Angry at Everyone Equally

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“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

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Knitting Club Passes Bold Resolution Condemning Bad Things, Supporting Good Things; Leadership Says It’s a Turning Point

Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring

Woman Threatens to Ruin Her Own Life Until Living Wage Guaranteed to All Workers

Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month

Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

Man Blames Loneliness on Capitalist Alienation, Still Hasn’t Washed Sheets in Seven Months

Astronomers Spot Three Gray Pixels a Million Light-Years Away, Confidently Declare It’s Dust From a Failed Star With Complex Feelings About Gender

World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”