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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
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Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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Longtime Libertarian Committee Member Launches Into Tirade Over 25-Year Ballot Access Failure, Blames New Guy for “Bad Optics”

SPRINGFIELD, MO — Libertarian Party committee veteran Carl Denman, 63, launched into an unprompted, impassioned…

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May 22, 2025

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Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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