Dregs Report

Dregs Report

Search
Follow US
Politics

Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
Politics

College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

Politics

International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

Culture

Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

Culture

Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

Religion

Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

Religion

Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

Must Read

Culture

Woman Who Married Young and Just Got Into Progressive Politics Reminds You for the 17th Time This Week That She’s Actually Queer

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
Culture

Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
Entertainment

We Watched Every Ayn Rand Film Adaptation and Ranked Them Starting at 0 and Descending Into the Negative Numbers Where They Belong

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
Politics

Pragmatic Libertarian Shocked to Learn He’s Just as Annoying in Government as Out of It

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
Previous Next
Politics

New Strategy Proposed: Libertarians Urged to Maybe Not Put Biggest Weirdos Front and Center; Roundly Rejected, Immediately Booed

GRAND RAPIDS, MI — A bold new strategy was proposed at this weekend’s state Libertarian…

Dregs Staff
May 23, 2025

Politics

Politics

Thomas Massie Suggests Returning to Spending Levels From Just Five Minutes Ago; Republicans Denounce Him as Lunatic Extremist

Dregs Staff
May 28, 2025
Politics

Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025

Religion

Religion

Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

May 22, 2025
Religion

Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

May 22, 2025
Religion

Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

May 22, 2025

Entertainment

HISTORIC: Woman Becomes First Person to Ever Watch Entirety of Vertical Concert Footage She Shot
May 22, 2025

Latest News

Politics

Anarcho-Libertarian Has Every Answer for Society’s Problems, Still Can’t Get Anyone to Swipe Right

Dregs Staff
3 Min Read
Politics

Local Libertarian Announces Bold Plan to “Outreach to the Urban Community” While Pulling Pants Up to Just Below Nipples

Dregs Staff
3 Min Read
Culture

Broke Marxist Threatens to Stop Paying Rent “Until Palestine Is Free”

Dregs Staff
2 Min Read
Politics

Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

Dregs Staff
2 Min Read
Culture

Knitting Club Passes Bold Resolution Condemning Bad Things, Supporting Good Things; Leadership Says It’s a Turning Point

Dregs Staff
2 Min Read
Religion

Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

Dregs Staff
3 Min Read
Culture

Man Blames Loneliness on Capitalist Alienation, Still Hasn’t Washed Sheets in Seven Months

Dregs Staff
2 Min Read
Politics

Libertarian Comes in 8th in 3-Way Race; Mathematicians Puzzled but Say the Numbers Check Out

Dregs Staff
2 Min Read
Welcome Back!

Sign in to your account

Username or Email Address
Password

Lost your password?