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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
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Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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Libertarian Comes in 8th in 3-Way Race; Mathematicians Puzzled but Say the Numbers Check Out

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May 27, 2025
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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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May 22, 2025
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Neoliberal Friend Says U.S. Foreign Policy ‘Generally Goes Pretty Well’ Despite Trail of Smoldering Craters

ARLINGTON, VA — Despite a decades-long record of regime changes gone sideways, trillion-dollar interventions, and…

Dregs Staff
May 23, 2025

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New Strategy Proposed: Libertarians Urged to Maybe Not Put Biggest Weirdos Front and Center; Roundly Rejected, Immediately Booed

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May 23, 2025
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Libertarian Affiliate Applauds Year of Denunciations, Procedural Drama, and No Observable Impact

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May 24, 2025

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Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

May 22, 2025
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Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

May 22, 2025
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Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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HISTORIC: Woman Becomes First Person to Ever Watch Entirety of Vertical Concert Footage She Shot
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