Dregs Report

Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

May 22, 2025

World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”

Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

May 22, 2025

Pragmatic Libertarian Shocked to Learn He’s Just as Annoying in Government as Out of It

May 22, 2025

Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

May 22, 2025

College Student Takes Someone’s Seat, Performs Land Acknowledgment to Justify It

May 22, 2025

Anarcho-Libertarian Has Every Answer for Society’s Problems, Still Can’t Get Anyone to Swipe Right

WEST, TX — Local anarcho-capitalist Brandon Kessler, 24, has spent the better part of his…

May 22, 2025

Politics

Libertarian Shocked by 27th Straight Election Loss After Spending Entire Campaign Giving Speeches to Other Libertarians

May 22, 2025

Local Libertarian Announces Bold Plan to “Outreach to the Urban Community” While Pulling Pants Up to Just Below Nipples

May 22, 2025

Religion

Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

May 22, 2025

Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

May 22, 2025

Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

May 22, 2025

Latest News

Local Tankie Sues for Defamation Using Legal System They Publicly Denounce as Bourgeois Tool of Oppression

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“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

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Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring

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Broke Marxist Threatens to Stop Paying Rent “Until Palestine Is Free”

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Astronomers Spot Three Gray Pixels a Million Light-Years Away, Confidently Declare It’s Dust From a Failed Star With Complex Feelings About Gender

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Neoliberal Friend Says U.S. Foreign Policy ‘Generally Goes Pretty Well’ Despite Trail of Smoldering Craters

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Man Blames Loneliness on Capitalist Alienation, Still Hasn’t Washed Sheets in Seven Months

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Libertarian Affiliate Applauds Year of Denunciations, Procedural Drama, and No Observable Impact

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