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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

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May 22, 2025
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World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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Local Tankie Sues for Defamation Using Legal System They Publicly Denounce as Bourgeois Tool of Oppression

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Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month

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Local Libertarian Announces Bold Plan to “Outreach to the Urban Community” While Pulling Pants Up to Just Below Nipples

SPRINGFIELD, MO — Longtime Libertarian Party committee member and self-appointed outreach strategist Carl Denman, 63,…

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May 22, 2025

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Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

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May 22, 2025
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Pragmatic Libertarian Shocked to Learn He’s Just as Annoying in Government as Out of It

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May 22, 2025

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Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

May 22, 2025
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Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

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