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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
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Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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Local Tankie Sues for Defamation Using Legal System They Publicly Denounce as Bourgeois Tool of Oppression

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May 22, 2025
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Longtime Libertarian Committee Member Launches Into Tirade Over 25-Year Ballot Access Failure, Blames New Guy for “Bad Optics”

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May 22, 2025
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Neoliberal Friend Says U.S. Foreign Policy ‘Generally Goes Pretty Well’ Despite Trail of Smoldering Craters

ARLINGTON, VA — Despite a decades-long record of regime changes gone sideways, trillion-dollar interventions, and…

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May 23, 2025

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Libertarian Affiliate Applauds Year of Denunciations, Procedural Drama, and No Observable Impact

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May 24, 2025
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Libertarian Shocked by 27th Straight Election Loss After Spending Entire Campaign Giving Speeches to Other Libertarians

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May 22, 2025

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Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

May 22, 2025
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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

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