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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

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May 22, 2025
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World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”

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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

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May 25, 2025
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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

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May 22, 2025
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Libertarian Party Officials Celebrate “Perfect” County Platform, Shocked to Discover Everyone Still Finds Them Unlikable

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May 22, 2025
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Libertarian Shocked by 27th Straight Election Loss After Spending Entire Campaign Giving Speeches to Other Libertarians

SPRINGFIELD, IL — Gerald Whitmore, 68, a buttoned-up libertarian fixture who has been running for…

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May 22, 2025

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Libertarian Affiliate Applauds Year of Denunciations, Procedural Drama, and No Observable Impact

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May 24, 2025
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Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month

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May 22, 2025

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

May 22, 2025
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Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

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Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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