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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

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May 22, 2025
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Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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May 22, 2025
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May 22, 2025
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Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

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May 22, 2025
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Thomas Massie Suggests Returning to Spending Levels From Just Five Minutes Ago; Republicans Denounce Him as Lunatic Extremist

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May 28, 2025
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Neoliberal Friend Says U.S. Foreign Policy ‘Generally Goes Pretty Well’ Despite Trail of Smoldering Craters

ARLINGTON, VA — Despite a decades-long record of regime changes gone sideways, trillion-dollar interventions, and…

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May 23, 2025

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Libertarian Comes in 8th in 3-Way Race; Mathematicians Puzzled but Say the Numbers Check Out

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May 27, 2025
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Local Tankie Sues for Defamation Using Legal System They Publicly Denounce as Bourgeois Tool of Oppression

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May 22, 2025

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Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

May 25, 2025
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Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

May 22, 2025
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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

May 22, 2025

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