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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
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Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

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Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

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Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

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Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

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New Strategy Proposed: Libertarians Urged to Maybe Not Put Biggest Weirdos Front and Center; Roundly Rejected, Immediately Booed

GRAND RAPIDS, MI — A bold new strategy was proposed at this weekend’s state Libertarian…

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May 23, 2025

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Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month

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May 22, 2025
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Longtime Libertarian Committee Member Launches Into Tirade Over 25-Year Ballot Access Failure, Blames New Guy for “Bad Optics”

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May 22, 2025

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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