Dregs Report

Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

May 22, 2025

Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”

May 23, 2025

College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

May 22, 2025

Astronomers Spot Three Gray Pixels a Million Light-Years Away, Confidently Declare It’s Dust From a Failed Star With Complex Feelings About Gender

May 28, 2025

Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

May 22, 2025

Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

ATLANTA, GA — Members of the state Libertarian Party affiliate expressed profound disappointment this week…

May 22, 2025

Politics

Libertarian Party Officials Celebrate “Perfect” County Platform, Shocked to Discover Everyone Still Finds Them Unlikable

May 22, 2025

Pragmatic Libertarian Shocked to Learn He’s Just as Annoying in Government as Out of It

May 22, 2025

Religion

Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

May 25, 2025

“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

May 22, 2025

Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

May 22, 2025

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Broke Marxist Threatens to Stop Paying Rent “Until Palestine Is Free”

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Open-Borders Libertarians Create Ellis Island-Style Processing Station to Vet New Party Volunteers

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Libertarian Chapter Celebrates Another Month of Uncompromised Purity After Rejecting All Newcomers

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College Student Takes Someone’s Seat, Performs Land Acknowledgment to Justify It

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Woman Threatens to Ruin Her Own Life Until Living Wage Guaranteed to All Workers

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Woman Who Married Young and Just Got Into Progressive Politics Reminds You for the 17th Time This Week That She’s Actually Queer

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