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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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May 22, 2025
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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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May 22, 2025
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Woman Threatens to Ruin Her Own Life Until Living Wage Guaranteed to All Workers

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May 22, 2025
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Post-Libertarian Claims He’s Evolved Beyond Left vs. Right, Now Just Angry at Everyone Equally

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May 22, 2025
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Libertarian Shocked by 27th Straight Election Loss After Spending Entire Campaign Giving Speeches to Other Libertarians

SPRINGFIELD, IL — Gerald Whitmore, 68, a buttoned-up libertarian fixture who has been running for…

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May 22, 2025

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Libertarian Chapter Celebrates Another Month of Uncompromised Purity After Rejecting All Newcomers

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May 22, 2025
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Anarcho-Libertarian Has Every Answer for Society’s Problems, Still Can’t Get Anyone to Swipe Right

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May 22, 2025

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

May 22, 2025
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Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

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