Dregs Report

Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

May 22, 2025

Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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College Student Takes Someone’s Seat, Performs Land Acknowledgment to Justify It

May 22, 2025

HISTORIC: Woman Becomes First Person to Ever Watch Entirety of Vertical Concert Footage She Shot

May 22, 2025

Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month

May 22, 2025

Woman Threatens to Ruin Her Own Life Until Living Wage Guaranteed to All Workers

May 22, 2025

College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

BERKELEY, CA — Undergraduate student and campus Marxist Blake Renner, 21, has reportedly adopted yet…

May 22, 2025

Politics

Local Tankie Sues for Defamation Using Legal System They Publicly Denounce as Bourgeois Tool of Oppression

May 22, 2025

Libertarian Party Officials Celebrate “Perfect” County Platform, Shocked to Discover Everyone Still Finds Them Unlikable

May 22, 2025

Religion

“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

May 22, 2025

Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

May 22, 2025

Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

May 22, 2025

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