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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

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Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

Religion

Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

Religion

Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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May 22, 2025
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Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

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May 22, 2025
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Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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May 22, 2025
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Local Libertarian Announces Bold Plan to “Outreach to the Urban Community” While Pulling Pants Up to Just Below Nipples

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May 22, 2025
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Pragmatic Libertarian Shocked to Learn He’s Just as Annoying in Government as Out of It

WESTWOOD HILLS, MO — Newly elected libertarian Councilman Derek Mallon, 38, was stunned this week…

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May 22, 2025

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Anarcho-Libertarian Has Every Answer for Society’s Problems, Still Can’t Get Anyone to Swipe Right

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May 22, 2025
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Libertarian Comes in 8th in 3-Way Race; Mathematicians Puzzled but Say the Numbers Check Out

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May 27, 2025

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Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

May 25, 2025
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Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

May 22, 2025

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