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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

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Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

ATLANTA, GA — Members of the state Libertarian Party affiliate expressed profound disappointment this week…

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May 22, 2025

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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

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Libertarian Comes in 8th in 3-Way Race; Mathematicians Puzzled but Say the Numbers Check Out

Longtime Libertarian Committee Member Launches Into Tirade Over 25-Year Ballot Access Failure, Blames New Guy for “Bad Optics”

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Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

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New Strategy Proposed: Libertarians Urged to Maybe Not Put Biggest Weirdos Front and Center; Roundly Rejected, Immediately Booed

Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

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Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring

Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

Libertarian Shocked by 27th Straight Election Loss After Spending Entire Campaign Giving Speeches to Other Libertarians

Pragmatic Libertarian Shocked to Learn He’s Just as Annoying in Government as Out of It

Libertarian Chapter Celebrates Another Month of Uncompromised Purity After Rejecting All Newcomers