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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

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May 22, 2025
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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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May 22, 2025
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Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

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May 25, 2025
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Broke Marxist Threatens to Stop Paying Rent “Until Palestine Is Free”

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May 22, 2025
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Thomas Massie Suggests Returning to Spending Levels From Just Five Minutes Ago; Republicans Denounce Him as Lunatic Extremist

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking display of fiscal radicalism, Representative Thomas Massie (R-KY) proposed…

Dregs Staff
May 28, 2025

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Libertarian Chapter Celebrates Another Month of Uncompromised Purity After Rejecting All Newcomers

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May 22, 2025
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Libertarian Party Officials Celebrate “Perfect” County Platform, Shocked to Discover Everyone Still Finds Them Unlikable

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May 22, 2025

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May 22, 2025
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Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

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Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

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