Dregs Report

Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

May 22, 2025

Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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College Student Takes Someone’s Seat, Performs Land Acknowledgment to Justify It

May 22, 2025

Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

May 22, 2025

Longtime Libertarian Committee Member Launches Into Tirade Over 25-Year Ballot Access Failure, Blames New Guy for “Bad Optics”

May 22, 2025

Anarcho-Libertarian Has Every Answer for Society’s Problems, Still Can’t Get Anyone to Swipe Right

May 22, 2025

Pragmatic Libertarian Shocked to Learn He’s Just as Annoying in Government as Out of It

WESTWOOD HILLS, MO — Newly elected libertarian Councilman Derek Mallon, 38, was stunned this week…

May 22, 2025

Politics

Neoliberal Friend Says U.S. Foreign Policy ‘Generally Goes Pretty Well’ Despite Trail of Smoldering Craters

May 23, 2025

Local Tankie Sues for Defamation Using Legal System They Publicly Denounce as Bourgeois Tool of Oppression

May 22, 2025

Religion

Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

May 22, 2025

Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

May 22, 2025

Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

May 22, 2025

Latest News

Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”

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Broke Marxist Threatens to Stop Paying Rent “Until Palestine Is Free”

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New Strategy Proposed: Libertarians Urged to Maybe Not Put Biggest Weirdos Front and Center; Roundly Rejected, Immediately Booed

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BREAKING: Paleontologists Confirm T. Rex Was Actually Kind of a Giant Pussy

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Libertarian Affiliate Applauds Year of Denunciations, Procedural Drama, and No Observable Impact

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Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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