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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

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May 22, 2025
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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

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Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

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Longtime Libertarian Committee Member Launches Into Tirade Over 25-Year Ballot Access Failure, Blames New Guy for “Bad Optics”

SPRINGFIELD, MO — Libertarian Party committee veteran Carl Denman, 63, launched into an unprompted, impassioned…

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