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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
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Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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May 22, 2025
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Libertarian Party Officials Celebrate “Perfect” County Platform, Shocked to Discover Everyone Still Finds Them Unlikable

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May 22, 2025
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Local Libertarian Announces Bold Plan to “Outreach to the Urban Community” While Pulling Pants Up to Just Below Nipples

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May 22, 2025
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Anarcho-Libertarian Has Every Answer for Society’s Problems, Still Can’t Get Anyone to Swipe Right

WEST, TX — Local anarcho-capitalist Brandon Kessler, 24, has spent the better part of his…

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May 22, 2025

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Libertarian Chapter Celebrates Another Month of Uncompromised Purity After Rejecting All Newcomers

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May 22, 2025
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Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month

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May 22, 2025

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

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Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

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