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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

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May 22, 2025
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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

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Libertarian Chapter Celebrates Another Month of Uncompromised Purity After Rejecting All Newcomers

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May 22, 2025
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Thomas Massie Suggests Returning to Spending Levels From Just Five Minutes Ago; Republicans Denounce Him as Lunatic Extremist

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking display of fiscal radicalism, Representative Thomas Massie (R-KY) proposed…

Dregs Staff
May 28, 2025

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Pragmatic Libertarian Shocked to Learn He’s Just as Annoying in Government as Out of It

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May 22, 2025
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Libertarian Party Officials Celebrate “Perfect” County Platform, Shocked to Discover Everyone Still Finds Them Unlikable

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May 22, 2025

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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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