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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
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World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”

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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

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Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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May 22, 2025
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Longtime Libertarian Committee Member Launches Into Tirade Over 25-Year Ballot Access Failure, Blames New Guy for “Bad Optics”

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May 22, 2025
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Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month

MADISON, WI — Local Libertarian Party member Avery Quinn, 40, was awarded the Post-Libertarian Recruiter…

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May 22, 2025

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Open-Borders Libertarians Create Ellis Island-Style Processing Station to Vet New Party Volunteers

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Libertarian Party Officials Celebrate “Perfect” County Platform, Shocked to Discover Everyone Still Finds Them Unlikable

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May 22, 2025

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Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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