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Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”

Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”

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Open-Borders Libertarians Create Ellis Island-Style Processing Station to Vet New Party Volunteers

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Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

Libertarian Chapter Celebrates Another Month of Uncompromised Purity After Rejecting All Newcomers

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Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring

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