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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

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May 22, 2025
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Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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BREAKING: Paleontologists Confirm T. Rex Was Actually Kind of a Giant Pussy

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May 28, 2025
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College Student Takes Someone’s Seat, Performs Land Acknowledgment to Justify It

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May 22, 2025
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Woman Threatens to Ruin Her Own Life Until Living Wage Guaranteed to All Workers

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May 22, 2025
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Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

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May 22, 2025
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International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Local graduate student Marissa Lane, 26, has racked up over $137,000 in…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025

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World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”

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May 23, 2025
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Libertarian Comes in 8th in 3-Way Race; Mathematicians Puzzled but Say the Numbers Check Out

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May 27, 2025

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Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

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Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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