Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions
DENVER, CO — In a powerful display of emotional intelligence, local atheist…
International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Local graduate student Marissa Lane, 26, has racked up…
Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour
ARLINGTON, VA — During what was meant to be a casual after-work…
Anarcho-Libertarian Has Every Answer for Society’s Problems, Still Can’t Get Anyone to Swipe Right
WEST, TX — Local anarcho-capitalist Brandon Kessler, 24, has spent the better…
Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning
PORTLAND, OR — Local software engineer and self-described “rational humanist” Derek H.…
College Student Takes Someone’s Seat, Performs Land Acknowledgment to Justify It
PORTLAND, OR — Chaos quietly unfolded Tuesday morning in a packed lecture…
HISTORIC: Woman Becomes First Person to Ever Watch Entirety of Vertical Concert Footage She Shot
SAN DIEGO, CA — In a groundbreaking act of digital self-discipline, local…
Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring
RALEIGH, NC — Self-described “voice for the silenced” and micro-influencer Trent Myers,…
Post-Libertarian Claims He’s Evolved Beyond Left vs. Right, Now Just Angry at Everyone Equally
PHOENIX, AZ — Local podcast host and self-described “political free agent” Jordan…
Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money
BROOKLYN, NY — During what began as a casual dinner party among…