Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

KNOXVILLE, TN — Chaos erupted Saturday afternoon after Pastor Todd Blakely, 42,…

Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

CHATTANOOGA, TN — A local Christian comedy open mic descended into holy…

“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

BOISE, ID — Local man Kyle Denton, 29, declared religion “cringe” Wednesday…

Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

AUSTIN, TX — Self-described “logic enjoyer” and militant atheist Brian Wexler, 34,…

Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

PORTLAND, OR — Local software engineer and self-described “rational humanist” Derek H.…

Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

In an exciting leap forward for convenience Christianity, New Light Harvest Elevation…

HISTORIC: Woman Becomes First Person to Ever Watch Entirety of Vertical Concert Footage She Shot

SAN DIEGO, CA — In a groundbreaking act of digital self-discipline, local…

Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring

RALEIGH, NC — Self-described “voice for the silenced” and micro-influencer Trent Myers,…

Post-Libertarian Claims He’s Evolved Beyond Left vs. Right, Now Just Angry at Everyone Equally

PHOENIX, AZ — Local podcast host and self-described “political free agent” Jordan…

Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month

MADISON, WI — Local Libertarian Party member Avery Quinn, 40, was awarded…