Libertarian Party Officials Celebrate “Perfect” County Platform, Shocked to Discover Everyone Still Finds Them Unlikable
CANTON, OH — After months of heated debate, subcommittee reports, and late-night…
Woman Who Married Young and Just Got Into Progressive Politics Reminds You for the 17th Time This Week That She’s Actually Queer
DURHAM, NC — Local woman Natalie Byrnes, 32, who has been married…
Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In
ATLANTA, GA — Members of the state Libertarian Party affiliate expressed profound…
We Watched Every Ayn Rand Film Adaptation and Ranked Them Starting at 0 and Descending Into the Negative Numbers Where They Belong
By the time we reached the third Atlas Shrugged movie, we were…
Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting
CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33,…
Local Tankie Sues for Defamation Using Legal System They Publicly Denounce as Bourgeois Tool of Oppression
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Local Marxist-Leninist activist Cass Freeman, 26, has filed a…
Libertarian Chapter Celebrates Another Month of Uncompromised Purity After Rejecting All Newcomers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The local Libertarian Party affiliate is celebrating yet another…
Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month
MADISON, WI — Local Libertarian Party member Avery Quinn, 40, was awarded…
Post-Libertarian Claims He’s Evolved Beyond Left vs. Right, Now Just Angry at Everyone Equally
PHOENIX, AZ — Local podcast host and self-described “political free agent” Jordan…
Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring
RALEIGH, NC — Self-described “voice for the silenced” and micro-influencer Trent Myers,…