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Thomas Massie Suggests Returning to Spending Levels From Just Five Minutes Ago; Republicans Denounce Him as Lunatic Extremist
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking display of fiscal radicalism, Representative Thomas…
Open-Borders Libertarians Create Ellis Island-Style Processing Station to Vet New Party Volunteers
ROCHESTER, NY — Declaring themselves champions of radical inclusion and freedom of…
Libertarian Comes in 8th in 3-Way Race; Mathematicians Puzzled but Say the Numbers Check Out
LUBBOCK, TX — In what experts are calling “arithmetically improbable but technically…
Libertarian Affiliate Applauds Year of Denunciations, Procedural Drama, and No Observable Impact
TRENTON, NJ — The New Jersey Libertarian Party held its annual convention…
New Strategy Proposed: Libertarians Urged to Maybe Not Put Biggest Weirdos Front and Center; Roundly Rejected, Immediately Booed
GRAND RAPIDS, MI — A bold new strategy was proposed at this…
Neoliberal Friend Says U.S. Foreign Policy ‘Generally Goes Pretty Well’ Despite Trail of Smoldering Craters
ARLINGTON, VA — Despite a decades-long record of regime changes gone sideways,…
World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”
GENEVA — In a joint press conference that tore open the veil…
International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Local graduate student Marissa Lane, 26, has racked up…
Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour
ARLINGTON, VA — During what was meant to be a casual after-work…
College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity
BERKELEY, CA — Undergraduate student and campus Marxist Blake Renner, 21, has…