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Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

SPOKANE, WA — Parishioners at St. Philip’s Anglican Church sat in quiet…

Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

GREENVILLE, SC — Local Calvinist Zackery McClintock, 32, experienced a brief but…

“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

BOISE, ID — Local man Kyle Denton, 29, declared religion “cringe” Wednesday…

Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

CHATTANOOGA, TN — A local Christian comedy open mic descended into holy…

Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

KNOXVILLE, TN — Chaos erupted Saturday afternoon after Pastor Todd Blakely, 42,…

Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

DENVER, CO — In a powerful display of emotional intelligence, local atheist…

Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

In an exciting leap forward for convenience Christianity, New Light Harvest Elevation…

Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

PORTLAND, OR — Local software engineer and self-described “rational humanist” Derek H.…

Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

AUSTIN, TX — Self-described “logic enjoyer” and militant atheist Brian Wexler, 34,…