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Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt
SPOKANE, WA — Parishioners at St. Philip’s Anglican Church sat in quiet…
Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes
GREENVILLE, SC — Local Calvinist Zackery McClintock, 32, experienced a brief but…
Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes
CHATTANOOGA, TN — A local Christian comedy open mic descended into holy…
Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man
KNOXVILLE, TN — Chaos erupted Saturday afternoon after Pastor Todd Blakely, 42,…
Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning
PORTLAND, OR — Local software engineer and self-described “rational humanist” Derek H.…
Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go
In an exciting leap forward for convenience Christianity, New Light Harvest Elevation…
Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions
DENVER, CO — In a powerful display of emotional intelligence, local atheist…
“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo
BOISE, ID — Local man Kyle Denton, 29, declared religion “cringe” Wednesday…
Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason
AUSTIN, TX — Self-described “logic enjoyer” and militant atheist Brian Wexler, 34,…