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Anglican Priest Accidentally Preaches Entire Sermon from The Silmarillion; Congregation Too Polite to Interrupt

SPOKANE, WA — Parishioners at St. Philip’s Anglican Church sat in quiet…

Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

GREENVILLE, SC — Local Calvinist Zackery McClintock, 32, experienced a brief but…

Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

KNOXVILLE, TN — Chaos erupted Saturday afternoon after Pastor Todd Blakely, 42,…

Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

PORTLAND, OR — Local software engineer and self-described “rational humanist” Derek H.…

Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go

In an exciting leap forward for convenience Christianity, New Light Harvest Elevation…

Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

DENVER, CO — In a powerful display of emotional intelligence, local atheist…

“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

BOISE, ID — Local man Kyle Denton, 29, declared religion “cringe” Wednesday…

Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

AUSTIN, TX — Self-described “logic enjoyer” and militant atheist Brian Wexler, 34,…

Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

CHATTANOOGA, TN — A local Christian comedy open mic descended into holy…