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Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes

CHATTANOOGA, TN — A local Christian comedy open mic descended into holy…

Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

KNOXVILLE, TN — Chaos erupted Saturday afternoon after Pastor Todd Blakely, 42,…

Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

DENVER, CO — In a powerful display of emotional intelligence, local atheist…

International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Local graduate student Marissa Lane, 26, has racked up…

Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour

ARLINGTON, VA — During what was meant to be a casual after-work…

College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

BERKELEY, CA — Undergraduate student and campus Marxist Blake Renner, 21, has…

Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning

PORTLAND, OR — Local software engineer and self-described “rational humanist” Derek H.…

Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

AUSTIN, TX — Self-described “logic enjoyer” and militant atheist Brian Wexler, 34,…

“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo

BOISE, ID — Local man Kyle Denton, 29, declared religion “cringe” Wednesday…