World Leaders Revealed to Be Ageless Demonic Entities Sustained by Human Suffering; Your Neoliberal Friend Says “That’s a Good Thing, Actually”
GENEVA — In a joint press conference that tore open the veil…
Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning
PORTLAND, OR — Local software engineer and self-described “rational humanist” Derek H.…
Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason
AUSTIN, TX — Self-described “logic enjoyer” and militant atheist Brian Wexler, 34,…
“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo
BOISE, ID — Local man Kyle Denton, 29, declared religion “cringe” Wednesday…
Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes
CHATTANOOGA, TN — A local Christian comedy open mic descended into holy…
Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man
KNOXVILLE, TN — Chaos erupted Saturday afternoon after Pastor Todd Blakely, 42,…
Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions
DENVER, CO — In a powerful display of emotional intelligence, local atheist…
International Affairs Grad Student Takes on Six-Figure Debt to Learn to Hate Russia
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Local graduate student Marissa Lane, 26, has racked up…
Defense Think Tank Analyst Casually Refers to Eastern Europe as “The Chessboard” at Happy Hour
ARLINGTON, VA — During what was meant to be a casual after-work…
College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity
BERKELEY, CA — Undergraduate student and campus Marxist Blake Renner, 21, has…