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Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting

CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33, entered her first Libertarian Party affiliate meeting Wednesday…

Dregs Staff
May 22, 2025
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College Marxist Assumes Yet Another Ethnic Identity

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Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In

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Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money

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Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible

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Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason

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Atheist Consoles Grieving Mother by Reminding Her It’s All Just a Series of Chemical Reactions

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Libertarian Comes in 8th in 3-Way Race; Mathematicians Puzzled but Say the Numbers Check Out

LUBBOCK, TX — In what experts are calling “arithmetically improbable but technically correct,” Libertarian city…

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May 27, 2025

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Local Libertarian Announces Bold Plan to “Outreach to the Urban Community” While Pulling Pants Up to Just Below Nipples

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Local Tankie Sues for Defamation Using Legal System They Publicly Denounce as Bourgeois Tool of Oppression

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May 22, 2025

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Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man

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Calvinist Takes Credit for Choosing to Attend Church, Briefly Forgets Everything He Believes

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