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Man Blames Loneliness on Capitalist Alienation, Still Hasn’t Washed Sheets in Seven Months
CHICAGO, IL — Local man Jared Fine, 28, claimed this week that…
Knitting Club Passes Bold Resolution Condemning Bad Things, Supporting Good Things; Leadership Says It’s a Turning Point
MAPLE RIDGE, WA — In what club officials are calling “a necessary…
College Student Takes Someone’s Seat, Performs Land Acknowledgment to Justify It
PORTLAND, OR — Chaos quietly unfolded Tuesday morning in a packed lecture…
Woman Who Married Young and Just Got Into Progressive Politics Reminds You for the 17th Time This Week That She’s Actually Queer
DURHAM, NC — Local woman Natalie Byrnes, 32, who has been married…
Wife of Professional Marxist Slips in Yet Another Passive-Aggressive Jab at Middle-Class Friends for Having Money
BROOKLYN, NY — During what began as a casual dinner party among…
Libertarian Group Chat Leaked, Members Revealed to Be Even Bigger Nerds Than Anyone Thought Possible
AUBURN, AL— A leaked libertarian group chat that many assumed would contain…
Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring
RALEIGH, NC — Self-described “voice for the silenced” and micro-influencer Trent Myers,…
Woman Threatens to Ruin Her Own Life Until Living Wage Guaranteed to All Workers
PORTLAND, OR — Local activist and TikTok crash out Eliza Jean, 23,…
Couple Who Take Edibles and Order Uber Eats Every Night Say They Don’t Want Kids Because Their Life Is “Already Full”
SEATTLE, WA — Local couple Devon and Marissa Feldman, both 34, have…
Broke Marxist Threatens to Stop Paying Rent “Until Palestine Is Free”
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Local grad student and part-time zine distributor Talia Redfern,…