Anarcho-Libertarian Has Every Answer for Society’s Problems, Still Can’t Get Anyone to Swipe Right
WEST, TX — Local anarcho-capitalist Brandon Kessler, 24, has spent the better…
Libertarian Shocked by 27th Straight Election Loss After Spending Entire Campaign Giving Speeches to Other Libertarians
SPRINGFIELD, IL — Gerald Whitmore, 68, a buttoned-up libertarian fixture who has…
Libertarian Chapter Celebrates Another Month of Uncompromised Purity After Rejecting All Newcomers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The local Libertarian Party affiliate is celebrating yet another…
Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month
MADISON, WI — Local Libertarian Party member Avery Quinn, 40, was awarded…
Post-Libertarian Claims He’s Evolved Beyond Left vs. Right, Now Just Angry at Everyone Equally
PHOENIX, AZ — Local podcast host and self-described “political free agent” Jordan…
Pragmatic Libertarian Shocked to Learn He’s Just as Annoying in Government as Out of It
WESTWOOD HILLS, MO — Newly elected libertarian Councilman Derek Mallon, 38, was…
Libertarian Party Officials Celebrate “Perfect” County Platform, Shocked to Discover Everyone Still Finds Them Unlikable
CANTON, OH — After months of heated debate, subcommittee reports, and late-night…
Libertarian Party Devastated to Lose Ballot Access for Race They Had No One Running In
ATLANTA, GA — Members of the state Libertarian Party affiliate expressed profound…
Local Libertarian Announces Bold Plan to “Outreach to the Urban Community” While Pulling Pants Up to Just Below Nipples
SPRINGFIELD, MO — Longtime Libertarian Party committee member and self-appointed outreach strategist…
Woman with Go-Getter Attitude Crushed by Single Libertarian Party Affiliate Meeting
CANTON, GA — Local marketing professional and self-described “doer” Tessa Marks, 33,…