Pastor Accidentally Left at Soup Kitchen After Volunteer Event When Congregation Mistakes Him for Homeless Man
KNOXVILLE, TN — Chaos erupted Saturday afternoon after Pastor Todd Blakely, 42, was unintentionally left behind at Mercy Meals Outreach when his own congregation mistook him for one of the…
Christian Open Mic Night Erupts After One Comic Repeats “Atheists Be Debatin’” for Five Straight Minutes
CHATTANOOGA, TN — A local Christian comedy open mic descended into holy chaos Thursday night after aspiring stand-up comic Zach V., 36, took the stage and delivered a single joke…
“Religion Is Cringe,” Says Man With Rick and Morty Tattoo
BOISE, ID — Local man Kyle Denton, 29, declared religion “cringe” Wednesday afternoon while gesturing with an arm that prominently features a full-color Rick and Morty tattoo. “Believing in an…
Man Who Hates Church Totally Fine with Witch Stuff for Some Reason
AUSTIN, TX — Self-described “logic enjoyer” and militant atheist Brian Wexler, 34, spent the better part of Wednesday trashing religion on Reddit and calling a coworker’s Bible verse mug “a…
Man Derives Meaning from Life by Explaining That Life Has No Meaning
PORTLAND, OR — Local software engineer and self-described “rational humanist” Derek H. has found deep personal fulfillment in loudly asserting that life has no meaning whatsoever to anyone who will…
Mega Church Unveils Drive-Thru Baptism for Busy Believers on the Go
In an exciting leap forward for convenience Christianity, New Light Harvest Elevation Hills Fellowship Church has unveiled the nation’s first drive-thru baptism, allowing busy believers to experience spiritual rebirth without…
HISTORIC: Woman Becomes First Person to Ever Watch Entirety of Vertical Concert Footage She Shot
SAN DIEGO, CA — In a groundbreaking act of digital self-discipline, local woman Haley Mendez, 24, has become the first person in recorded history to actually rewatch the full vertical…
Podcaster Claims He Was Shadowbanned, Actually Just Super Boring
RALEIGH, NC — Self-described “voice for the silenced” and micro-influencer Trent Myers, 35, announced this week that he is the latest victim of a massive Big Tech conspiracy — citing…
Post-Libertarian Claims He’s Evolved Beyond Left vs. Right, Now Just Angry at Everyone Equally
PHOENIX, AZ — Local podcast host and self-described “political free agent” Jordan Aimes, 43, announced today that he no longer subscribes to any ideology, party, or label — preferring instead…
Woke Dweeb Wins “Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year” for Turning Off Dozens of Normal People Every Month
MADISON, WI — Local Libertarian Party member Avery Quinn, 40, was awarded the Post-Libertarian Recruiter of the Year plaque this week for their outstanding success in making libertarianism seem unbearable…
